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The guy that say he's on his way, but is still in bed. He is also a master procrastinator.
He's on his way, no way, he is a Håkon. He is still in bed
Or
We have a project due tomorrow, we can't afford to Håkon too much.
Håkon by DoItNowNotLater August 9, 2016
A very normal name for a gay person. Håkon loves to fuck guys and suck dick everyday
Look there’s a Håkon, he got to be GAY.
Håkon by Håkon M September 11, 2019
Håkon is a norwegian name. If your name is håkon you probably have the biggest dick of your friend group, and probably goes around and says it to everyone. You're very handsome and kind, you have all the hot girls hanging around you 24/7 because of your good humor and big vibes.
Girl: let's go to håkon, he has such a good vibe
Other girl: yes i love spending time with him

Girl: ive heard he has the biggest dick!
Håkon by Karoline.ig November 11, 2020
Håkon by Outofmelk July 18, 2017
Håkon is a male who will never quite grow up. He will always stick to his kid-like sides. Håkon tends to be really stubborn and stick to their own way of thinking, not caring about other people’s opinions. Discussion and arguments is usually Håkons direct way of thinking.

The «å» in Håkon, has developed from the Norwegian language. The early Norwegian kings, were named Haakon. It’s pronounced the same, with «aa» directly meaning «å»
“Oh Håkon, stop being so stubborn! You’ll know soon enough that you are not right!”

“Håkon can’t leave a discussion on behalf of himself”
Håkon by KHT_HEEJT October 9, 2018
Wow...you are such akon
Håkon by Yeetd4b3r October 10, 2018