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The act of pre-sexual, usually inebriated, penetration when the male has a semi-erect boner. The boner is not hard enough to penetrate the vagina. The male, knowing it will get hard once inside, takes his thumb and forces, or "pushes," his semi-boner into his females vagina.
Dude I was so fucking hammered i had to smushpush my dick into her last night.
Smushpush by Blumpkin Prince March 7, 2010
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Creampie Slushpuppy 

The act of either using your lips or a straw to suck empthy a creampie from someone's puss or ass.
"What the fuck Thijs, what happened when you came running from the bedroom with that straw in your hand and manjuice over your face?!"

"Dunno man, I was doing a creampie slushpuppy from my girlfriend ass and she intentionally farted to get back to me from the Dirty Sanchez I gave her last week.."
Creampie Slushpuppy by Acoy April 5, 2009

Slushcup 

When a man injects Taco Bell Mango Freeze into a woman’s vagina and proceeds to slurp it up like a 7/11 slurpee.
Went to Taco Bell last night. Gave my girl a slushcup when we got home. 10/10 would recommend.
Slushcup by Fappinplatypus September 24, 2022

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026