Honce

A noise you make, as if to say "DOOOOOD"! Mainly used between me and me friends..Yes, we have issues.

<Zombie>: I'm going to eat your brain!
<Me>: HONCE!

by Cheeeeeeeeese October 16, 2006

Honce

A somewhat large individual who has a propensity for throwing their weight around. Can also be seen attempting to 'own' spaces with their physical presence. Communicates with everyone in a convivial manner that barely succeeds in masking the condescension inherent in every fucking word they say. They will use a lot of 'power phrases' and make nebulous claims about investment revenue streams, 'key markets' and suchlike at random and to no-one in particular.

Wow, check that cunt out, what a fucking fat honce!

by Gelbum May 4, 2019

Honce

a type of horse that is nigga colour and is hard to take care of. Also used as slang word calling ur friends weird.

Bro, you're so honcy honce!

by fesrtboj January 19, 2021

honemoon

It's not a real word. You mistakenly removed the wrong Y from the sentence.

"Your honeymoon is gonna be so amazing. The Y is silent"

In other words,
"our honeymoon is gonna be so amazing..."

and not,
"Your honemoon is gonna be so amazing..."

by defining_tiktok October 6, 2020

Honey on the mind

When you're in a situation you need to think really hard but your brain is blank.

Man, during that test I had honey on the mind! Totally flunked it!

by ClaireShelly June 13, 2016

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by Charuzu March 14, 2022

Sourwood honey

Succulent honey from the rolling hills of North Carolina that takes 3 decades for the nimble bees to produce carefully, and it spoils after 12 days or if the temperature of the Queen Bee drops below 18 celcius. After the 3 decades have passed the farmer then takes 7 and 2 quarter months to harvest each honeycomb chamber and sells each quart for 75 dollars. Goes best on Daves Killer Bread but if the bread isnt toasted the honey drips through the pores and you can wash your plate for 11 hours.

I forgot to toast my bread before applying this Sourwood honey...

by M 2wice November 7, 2010