A disputed Autonomy-State in Rival Regions claimed in Arizona, New Mexico, and Vermont. The majority of its population worships the now fabled Doge of RR and is lead by the leader of the Dogeland party, SkyDoggo.
Basically catfishing but not. Dogclamming has been getting worse every day. I think im being dogclammed right now. Im talking to this dogclam on Facebook and he doesnt want to meet up bc hes a clam. Ive been putting sea salt on my body while sunbathing to attract these clams but all i get are dogs.
Sandy: Hey Beth, i ran into that guy at condom kingdom, the one we met at Fat Tuesdays last night
Beth: Yeah he hasnt sexted me back, weird...
Sandy: Yeah same. What a dogclam
As she squeezed into her dress that was clearly too small for her huge ass, her friend grimaced and thought "Damn! There's a perfect piece of dogcandy!"