Shmegalodon

A shmegalodon is the apex predator of dicks

The most gurthy and largest length penis out there

Yo bro I realized while we were double teaming that chick that you have a massive shmegalodon swimming in your pants!

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Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon

Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.

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Cheese under ur moist wet hairy balls

“Bro my dick hurts I might have shmegladon”

Shmegladon by Jaymizz December 22, 2017

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A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.

Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.

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You know that massive prehistoric shark the megladon? Well imagine if it was a ginormous cock covered in dick cheese

Me: Hey Tim bro you’re packing some serious girth!

Tim: Oh yeah bro that’d be the smegma!

Me: Call that a smegmalodon

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“They call me… the Smegalodon!”

Smegalodon by bruhlol1224 December 17, 2025

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Like a megaladon but covered in fish smegma

Person 1: Have you heard of a smegaladon?

Person 2: No what is it?

Person 1: Its like a megaladon but covered in smegma
Person 2: Oh Tasty eh

Smegaladon by AsthmaBoi February 27, 2019

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