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1. What you call your grandparents when she's boozy.
Dude you're grandma was so blimpsy last night she could barely walk!
Blimpsy by BatwomanLovesDucks September 4, 2015
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Intellectual bulimia 

Cramming information hand over fist into one's brain to hold onto it just long enough to purge it all out onto the exam in order to make room for the next "binge".
Man, I completely forgot EVERYTHING after writing that test. I have major intellectual bulimia!

Backdoor Bulimia 

Taking Laxatives regularly to exit food from your system before you gain weight. This is exactly the same as traditional Bulimia however the food passes through your anus not your mouth.
Damn Danny, yesterday I had a binge eating session and ate McDonalds, KFC, Burger King and Dominos Pizza. I'm feeling super guilty so I took a few Laxatives and am going to eject all that bad food out my anus before it sticks to my love handles. Love a bit of the old Backdoor Bulimia!
Backdoor Bulimia by JohnnyBad August 26, 2017
dude, ryan we were so blimped last night!
Blimped by Dino Susan January 1, 2009
Serious eating disorder involving an obsessive need to loose weight and a distorted body image. People with this disorder binge eat and then take steps to ovoid gaining weight. Such as vomiting, excessive exercise, or fasting. Can be life-threatening from heart failure. Side effects include tooth decay and staining, inflammation of esophagus from frequent vomiting and electrolyte imbalances that cause heart failure. People with bulimia are often a normal weight to slightly overweight. Also called Bulimia Nervosa.
(Bulimia as an inner voice:)
Rue: I haven't eaten in two days. I think all just have a snack.
Bulimia: You should eat as much as possible.

Rue: After eating all of that, I feel awful.
Bulimia: You should feel awful. Go vomit it all up so you don't gain weight.
bulimia by Hope this helped January 6, 2017

ass bulimia 

when someone purposely consumes food (e.g. dairy products) that will make them have diarrhea or just shit to lose weight.
Friend 1: Why does Gertrude keep drinking milk, isn't she lactose intolerant?

Friend 2: Yeah, but that girl has ass bulimia, she drinks milk which makes her shit so she can lose weight

Friend 1: Too bad it isn't working for her
ass bulimia by t-pie May 12, 2011