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Fortmonth 

An indeterminable, long and agonizing amount of time.
It took me a fortmonth to get over the fact that I didn't coin the term fortminute.
Fortmonth by Gene Damian July 3, 2011
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Fortmonth 

Derived from "fortnight (2 weeks)" and "month," meaning a period of 14 months.
Theodore, you've been a drifter for nary a fortmonth.
Fortmonth by garfieldsrs March 27, 2023
When someone;enigma;etc. says something ridiculous and then regrets it. You can accuse them of being a 'footmouth'.
"Yo bro, why you gotta' be such a footmouth all the time?!"
"Man, sorry, just do that hustlin' all the time..."
...
"Footmouth..."
Footmouth by .Enigma.Of.Anonymous. October 31, 2012

Fartmouth 

A twin city to Dartmouth
May also refer to Fartmouth College
Jimmy calls himself an ivy league trained plumber. He went to Fartmouth.

Fartmouth 

One whose mouth is constantly farted into, and who therefore has farty breath. To make matters worse, people like this tend to insist on talking loudly and constantly.
After that fartmouth got done yelling about child support for two hours, the entire room smelled like a big giant fart.
Fartmouth by hjgdshafgyewh November 27, 2010
A name you can call someone who has contracted a fungal infection
"Marcus, Alex and Dom you have footmouth!"
footmouth by CLETUS HOOD June 10, 2018