skintanium 

A fictional type of armour that binds with you skin. Stronger than any metal.

Brett:He better watch out! The Duke has a sharp blade!

Cameron: He’ll be fine; he’s got skintanium armour on.
Gil: Yeah, see the shimmer? The blade will bounce right off him.

skintanium by TedGraeme November 9, 2020

Skintanium (armor) 

To fal in to a pool of tanium and then your skin turns into skintanium, skin + tanium = skintanium

I got shot in the arm but thank god for my skintanium (armor), it didnt even pierce me.

My penis was as hard as skintanium until i saw a picture a maggie thatcher.

Superman power punched me in the chest but my outer layer of skintanium exploded his fist.

Skintanium (armor) by Jerry actrick April 27, 2010

shitanium 

Engineering term defining any kind of crapppy material / alloy that is not up to the job it's supposed to do.
This includes also the material used plastic parts often used in automotive for knobs and handles that will snap or shatter during normal use.

The french translation is Merdanium

-"Crap, the block of the new engine prototype cracked"
-"What grade of shitanium is it made of?"

shitanium by MisterLebowski August 25, 2013

Spontanium

A stupid word to say on a first date.

I really like your Spontanium.

Spontanium by Turdis February 28, 2018