Muskets 

Large calf muscles which make a man's legs extremely desireable to women.

"damn! look at the muskets on Zach."
-or-
"damn Greer, you got some big 'ol muskets."

Muskets by Manny Arocha July 1, 2006

Muskets 

Large calf muscles which make a man's legs extremely desireable to women.

"damn! look at the muskets on Zach."
-or-
"damn Greer, you got some big 'ol muskets."

Muskets by Manny Arocha June 22, 2006

Muskets at Dawn 

When your arguing with the boss of the house and shits about to go down

Her: Do this, Do that, Don't forget to bring the bin in

Him: Fuck off! I'm going to the pub

*world freezes*

Muskets at dawn pops up for everyone to see

Muskets at Dawn by DS798 August 29, 2025

Muff Musket 

It is another name for an erect penis

My Muff Musket is loaded and ready to be touched off

Muff Musket by Ballswag96 February 8, 2012

montana musket loader 

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis

My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning

montana musket loader by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

musketing 

When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.

Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.

musketing by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021

Musket Ball 

The act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of your asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum.

"Hey Craig", Jessica Said. "Will you musket ball this battery up my lubed asshole"?

Musket Ball by karfighting September 27, 2009