Holy Mushroom 

Holy Mushroom is our lord, god and savior. He came to earth as soon as it was created, and began to create life and beings of pure light. Then he made the sun of the light, to grow the living things there. Then, Holy Tree grew up from the ground. Together they made the Holy Fish, who evolved to Holy Birb.

Holy Mushroom is our god and saviour

Holy Mushroom by anonymous September 15, 2020

Holy Mushroom 

Holy Mushroom is our god and our savior he is all mighty and the most powerful being ever. And Sander Gausvik Heskestad is his servant.

Person1: Hey u know Holy Mushroom?
Person2: No i do not, what is it.
Person1:Holy Mushroom is our lord and savior.

Holy Mushroom by Hawkey21212121 September 18, 2020

The religion of Holy Mushroom

Holy Mushroom created earth, and grew out from the ground. He created Holy Tree, and Holy Mushroom created Holy Fish, because Holy Mushroom were half animal, half plant. The fish evolved to Holy Birb, and they created humans together.

The religion of Holy Mushroom is the only thing to have truth in

The religion of Holy Mushroom by theflying_egg September 18, 2020

holy shitake mushrooms! 

To be used in substitution of holy shit, such as followed by the -take after. The take is important for the phrase to be successful. Term invented by elementary school students as substitutions for cussing, such as the asstronaut

Jimmy goes to the gas station, buys a lotto ticket. When he reaches home, and checks the lotto number, he screams in delight, "HOLY SHIT!" his wife stares at him. Looking awkwardly, Jimmy refines his sentence to avoid embarrasment. "-take mushrooms!" In the end, his wife thinks he's on crack. And thats how the holy shitake mushrooms! came to be.

holy shitake mushrooms! by holyshi_take April 10, 2009

Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms 

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire

Holy shit fucking mushrooms! There goes Chernobyl Reactor No. 4!

Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms by MartianSupremacist November 13, 2024