Paedo van 

Often described as the vehicle choice of paedos. Usually a plain white transit van with no stand out characteristics. Often used by many companies

Have you seen maris work paedo van.

Paedo van by Havince September 7, 2020

Pedo Van 

A late 70s early 90s large van made by Dodge, GMC, Chevy, or Ford. They have large sliding doors and occasionally have beds built into them. Pedo vans are known to be a common sight in public parks and elementary school parking lots. Pedo vans do NOT include minivans
some popular pedo vans are
Ford Econoline
Dodge Ram Van
Chevy G- Series
GMC Vandura

Mikey avoid the pedo van there may be a pedo in there.

Pedo Van by Bootyinvader August 18, 2009

Pedo-Van 

A person who lives in a caravan often with a creepy name or personality.

Omg, Collins returned in his pedo-van!

Pedo-Van by CollinsBike August 30, 2016

pedo van 

The act of a pregnant woman having relations with a man whilst pregnant, with the man's penis breaking through the uterus and thereby penetrating the baby. The woman is literally having a child raped inside her, similar to the van pedophiles drive to attract their prey.

Bob:Dude, my mom was cheating with this black guy when she was pregnant, and he accidently gave it to her too hard and fucked the baby!

Larry: Nice dude, he totally gave her a pedo van!

pedo van by pedobeargrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr April 25, 2011