Stamper
Noun. A shit taken on the trampoline of a high speed sailing multihull because there are no formal toilet facilities aboard.
Verb. Taking such a shit.
The term refers to the need to ´stamp´ the poo through the mesh of the trampoline, preferably with a waterproof sailing boot. How much stamping is required depends on three factors: the density of the trampoline weave, the consistency of the poo and the current sea state. (Rough seas may wash through the netting, relieving one of the need to stamp altogether.)
Verb. Taking such a shit.
The term refers to the need to ´stamp´ the poo through the mesh of the trampoline, preferably with a waterproof sailing boot. How much stamping is required depends on three factors: the density of the trampoline weave, the consistency of the poo and the current sea state. (Rough seas may wash through the netting, relieving one of the need to stamp altogether.)
Pete: Oh man, what´s that on your boot?
Dave: Sorry dude, I just went for a stamper.
David: Hey, where´s the head on this thing, I´m dying for a massive shit.
Jerome: I told you to try not eat anything! Just go for a stamper.
David: Yeah well I just had to eat one muesli bar... What´s a stamper?
Jerome: Just go over there by the starboard hull, and make sure you stamp afterwards.
Dave: Sorry dude, I just went for a stamper.
David: Hey, where´s the head on this thing, I´m dying for a massive shit.
Jerome: I told you to try not eat anything! Just go for a stamper.
David: Yeah well I just had to eat one muesli bar... What´s a stamper?
Jerome: Just go over there by the starboard hull, and make sure you stamp afterwards.
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