Sloach

The feeling when one has stepped off the coach with an absolute rod on

I stepped off the coach and possessed the sloach

by Sloach master August 6, 2020

sloach

A female slut cockroach, who will not leave you alone. She bothers you like a cockroach crawling up your leg, by having stalker like characteristics.

"Man that sloach can't take a hint."

by E.J.Kyle March 9, 2007

Sloach

Sloach, or slow ruach, is a series of songs that's bound to make any jew cry

When the sloach started we all had a cuddle puddle and couldn't help but bawl our eyes out

by Living meme fangirl queen January 20, 2019

Sloach

The abbreviation for slow ruach, a form of singing in United Synagogue Youth that will make your guts explode with sadness and happiness and love even though we're a bunch of Jews with terrible harmonies

I cried so much at my last sloach that we had to evacuate for flooding.

by pinkpurple1234 September 15, 2019

sloochin von doitchen

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor

so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke

by PhiL dA CooKa October 13, 2011

Sloath

You loath them. They want you. But who ends up dead? You.

You know the rape sloth meme? Well that is what a sloath is, only 69 times scarier. They kill you in your sleep. They kill you in your sleep. They have a thirst for blood. They can also travel at speeds of 69 mph. There is no running- they are faster. There is no hiding- they will find you. Just pray that they will be merciful and end your life quickly.

Jenna woke up when she heard a thud. She rubbed her eyes and looked at her door, now wide open. She saw a shape slowly approaching her, its murderous red eyes gleaming in the darkness. She saw the sloath slinking towards her and just had time to scream...... before everything went dark.

No one has ever heard from Jenna again.

by sex-&-slytherin February 11, 2014

Slorch

A Senior leisure porch

You guys wanna go hangout on the slorch?

by Bricks22 September 25, 2019