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Dirty Jonathan 

When you and your side hoes side hoe get so down and dirty you break not only your ankles with the explosive cum outburst, but you break the sound barrier, and everything you know around you explodes
Broski 1: “Dude I swear to god you remember the holocaust? Yeah some say hitler just had a dirty Jonathan and went psychotic”

Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”
Dirty Jonathan by Cozahr May 31, 2024

Dirty Jonothan 

When you need to take a leak after engaging in anal sex with your boyfriend but instead of urine coming out a slow yet steady stream of faecal matter proceeds to exit the urethra
Just used toilet paper on my German helmet because of the massive Dirty Jonothan I expelled from my meat and two veg
Dirty Jonothan by Brosephene April 2, 2020

dirty jonathon 

When someone sells pills and bags and doesn't do drugs eats burgers with just ketchup and cheese and bangs even the bluest of blue waffles

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026