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earitability 

Partial or non-listening where the hearing of wordaggage within overpowers the reception of sound waves from the outside world due to mental agitation. Planetary earitability causes a cross linking of deaf ears, a human barrier, which ignores the cry of both humans and ecosystems thereby increasing global problems and giving rise to further complaint.
Jennifer: We are sinking into nonversation; your (earitability) is rupturing our together space.

Joe: Sorry, my head is stuck metatating old stuff.
earitability by Star Blazer July 14, 2009

Earritating 

This is when your ears are irritated by wearing a mask.
This mask is Earritating my ears.
Earritating by Grammy Becks January 28, 2021

ergitality 

ergital is when a fella named patrick decides to steal yo girl in a nascar race.
wow he just ergitality that boi
ergitality by Feliximo123 September 27, 2018

earritation 

Seething discontent at having to listen to absurd assertions, boring nonsense, etc. One of da downsides of da First Amendment, in dat da person emitting said distasteful blather is well within his rights to do so. Remember dat you are always free to get up and leave, though --- said "right to free speech" doesn't also require you to stick around and actually LISTEN to someone else's expounding about his opinions or beliefs.
Da term "earritation" can also refer to reddening/soreness inside one's auditory-canals from having excessive BS passed through them. Disposable foam earplugs are very inexpensive and readily available, though, so dat can be a viable preventative solution for said malady.
earritation by QuacksO February 7, 2022

Earitation

When you have irritation in your ear. Whether it’s caused by people talking or medical condition.
Gail is so annoying, all her talking is giving me earitation.
Earitation by YoungRebel00 August 9, 2024