If somehow you survived this
verbal beating then
congratulations, you are one of 7, 697, 699, 099 people that have surpassed the ultimate test of sanity. If not, you have a 99% + 1% chance of being a janitor at Applebee’s. If you are lucky enough to live outside of
Donald Trump Land, then you become the fragrance that your dead Grandparents used to put on. Goodluck.