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Sex Towel 

A towel the size of a large hand towel that you keep handy to absorb "after sex" secretions. A towel that women use after sex to catch semen falling out of their vagina.
Man, after sex with Paul I always have semen dripping down my leg so I have to make sure I have a sex towel handy to clean up.
Sex Towel by JDS-Boston January 13, 2009

sex towel 

the towel stolen out of your roomates laundry to wipe off after sex. usually dark in color to avoid detection.
girl: ew you nutted on my belly
guy: shoulda been your face
girl: you're gross. get me the sex towel

<guy grabs towel from roomates dirty laundry and throws it to her>

<girl cleans herself>

sex towel by sneakskeeter February 23, 2009

sex tower 

When multiple males and females are stacked up on top of each other, having sex, creating a tower-like image.
That orgy just created a sex tower!
sex tower by Swagdaddyslayer August 9, 2016

GIANT SEX TOWER 

5 girls (or more) 1 guy in the middle, semen everywhere.

Only available in japan.

IF YOU DO THIS YOURE AWESOME
guy: lets have a GIANT SEX TOWER

girls: ok
GIANT SEX TOWER by IAMGOD! February 5, 2010

tonel sex 

A type of threesome where one person gives a blow job while she/he gets fucked in his/her ear.
Jim: Hey the left side of these headphones sounds louder than the right!
Robert: That's cause you had Tonel sex with me and Derrick remember?
Jim: Oh, that's right!!
tonel sex by Jizzeff June 24, 2008

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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