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Dirty Andrew 

When a guy takes a shit in another guy's mouth, then proceeds to pack the shit down the poor bastard's throat with his dick until he pukes it out for use as anal lube.
Tom: You got something in your teeth bro, it looks like fudge.

Tim: Nah man thats shit still stuck in there from the Dirty Andrew the foreign exchange student gave me last night.
Dirty Andrew by Sylvezta February 27, 2009

Dirty Andrew 

When you pull out and blow your load in you own face/mouth
Your such an idiot you must dirty Andrew yourself.
Dirty Andrew by 06kx250f October 26, 2020

Dirty Andrew 

When a man is having sex with a girl in missionary position and is about to pull out and ejaculate on her face, he instead points his penis up and shoots it in his own mouth.
Man I am really regretting that Dirty Andrew last night it tasted like shit!
Dirty Andrew by Trendy Libtard October 26, 2020

Dirty Andrew 

When doing two girls, and one gives oral after the other gave anal, and you came both times, a dirty Andrew is the cum exchanged between the two girls while they kiss each other.
Last night, I busted a nut so hard in (girl 1)'s ass but then (girl 2) went down on me and I did it again. You should have seen them swapping a dirty Andrew while I nearly passed out.
Dirty Andrew by Ann Derrick Tock October 23, 2020

Dirty Andrew 

When you're jerking off and blow a load on the carpet, but to avoid getting in trouble you blame it on the dog.
My mom saw my load on the carpet. Luckily I pulled a Dirty Andrew and she punished the dog.
Dirty Andrew by Bitwcmpunk434 February 16, 2022

dirty andrew 

when you cum in a black women's ass but their ass regurgitates it up and does a splendid cum shot into her mouth. Your wife proceeds to come in and the naked black woman jumps out the window but doesn't die your wife tryes to do a dirty andrew but shes is white so it doesn't work
oi James i just popped a dirty andrew
dirty andrew by dtrf June 28, 2022