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Hairtiehobo 

Much like a hobosexual...
A hair tie hobo is a man that’s older has nowhere to live and can’t get it up and goes from relationship to relationship Performing with a hair tie
Be careful of the charms smiling with when they have nowhere to go and can’t get it up you’re dealing with a hairtiehobo
His lack of virility and sexual endeavors was worrisome and evident by the constant use of hair ties and a lack of place to live he became a hairtiehobo
Hairtiehobo by Goldsholl hobo April 10, 2020
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Hairtiehobo 

Much like a hobosexual...
A hair tie hobo is a man that’s older has nowhere to live and can’t get it up and goes from relationship to relationship Performing with a hair tie
That guy has nowhere to live and can't get it up without a hair tie oh my God he's a hairtiehobo
Hairtiehobo by Goldsholl hobo April 11, 2020
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