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The Sharp Scooter 

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The sexual act of receiving a blowjob from a physician while at the same time receiving stitches for a wound you’ve received from doing something stupid. If You ejaculate during the act you have successfully completed The Sharp Scooter.
Bro, I just cut the hell out of my toe running through the house barefoot and picked up some stitches. The Dr. even threw in The Sharp Scooter!
The Sharp Scooter by VID-19 April 5, 2020
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The Bolivian Sharp Shooter

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The process of jacking off furiously and aiming your ejaculate into a spread vagina or any hole of your choosing.
No penetration is necessary to complete the Bolivian Sharp Shooter.

I’m gonna give Jane a Bolivian Sharp Shooter tonight.
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The Sharp Scooter • The Bolivian Sharp Shooter • the Sharp Twins • The Sharp Lawnmower • The Sharp Sunrise • The Billy Sharp Rumour • Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife • A poke in the eye with a sharp stick • Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick • the shark

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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🤡🫵🏻

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
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fogey 

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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
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Jarlic 

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Minced garlic in a jar
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
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Pitpig

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026
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