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If Necessaried 

When one has tickets to an NBA, NHL, or MLB playoffs, but the game they had tickets to becomes cancelled, as one team had already won the series. Only used for Game 5's, Game 6's, or Game 7's, the games that are scheduled as "if necessary," the derivation of the phrase.
Mike: "Hey, how was the Red Sox- Angels game last night?"

John: "The game was if necessaried; the Angels already swept."

Mike: "Ahh, that sucks."
If Necessaried by ghosterizer23 October 11, 2009

necessafreakinsary 

Safety Lou said "Is this BSC stuff really necessafreakinsary."
necessafreakinsary by Greypoupon January 25, 2006

Necessareality

adjective

Required to be done due to the circumstances of the real
It was then that it became a necessareality to stop using fossil fuels.
Necessareality by Blomax January 16, 2020

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026