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pooch cooch smooch 

When your female dog has been cleaning herself and soon afterward wants to surprise you with a big, cooch smelling kiss on the mouth.
I was laying on the couch and got a pooch cooch smooch from Sophie and just about threw up!

Circular Pooch Cooch 

The act of flying a plane in a upwards diagonal then circling around to tighten the "gap" between you and the lead plane
Renard: Genson! pull the plane up in a diagonal fashion then circle around my plane keeping your nose level to my tail! Then close the gap by increasing the thrust to your engine!

Genson: What is this new maneuver?

Renard: We will call it, The Circular Pooch Cooch!

cooch pooch

When you are giving a girl oral sex, bite her vagina as hard as you can.
If you're going to perform cooch pooch on a broad, buy ear plugs first.
cooch pooch by meat curtains July 20, 2008

cooch pooch

buldging area just below the stomach and just above the cooch
most often seen in women that have had children or are bloated due to their period
no matter what they do can never get rid of it
she's not fat she just has a cooch pooch
cooch pooch by cheaptrickrick December 13, 2009

cooch pooch

A dog acquired for the purpose of attracting the attention of desirable women.
Did you see the pug Tim brought home from the pound last week? Bitch is a real cooch pooch.
cooch pooch by Brolock December 31, 2008