A mysterious person who many people may not like because they're not pigeon-holeable. A reserved man whose hard to read whose not really shy but they're not very open either. Russell is closed mouthed about his past but if you earn his trust he will share some information with you. Dark hair, dark beard, dark eyes, wears a lot of dark colors. A loyal man who values friendship and loves the company of beautiful women who has zero tolerance for disloyalty. If you break his trust, he may forgive you but he'll never re-trust you. Overall, Russell is a caring friend who likes to put a smile on your face with his humorous jokes and witty comebacks. Russell is a valuable friend and a devoted father.
When someone betrays or lies to Rusell, he won't try to get even, he'll just change your role in his life.
Rusell is the type of person to have a M.I.L.F. of a mom, likes cock up his ass, and he is usually shaped like a dorito. He can't get girls so he goes for guys like Dewey or Big Z.
Observant, cold, hot and honest to those that he chooses to be honest with, rusell is an enigma that very few (including himself) understand. He cares deeply. Hurts deeply and loves with realness. Keen tastes, great ambitions and dollops of laziness are just some of the other wonderfully charming things that Rusell is known for. Volatile and docile are also adjectives that pop into mind when describing Rusell.
The lowliest, douche-bagiest, most useless police department in the entire state of New Jersey. They hang out by the high school "speed trapping", what used to be "the grove" & most infamously the commuter parking lot. They can be found in groups of 2 or more congregating talking about their fat wives & their sucky lives.
They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.
They love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.