Shelby Carr

A nasty ass SYPHILIS inbred mother fucker, sucked so much dick you could fill a foot ball field 6 times, shes the big gay, half retarded and finally, she fucks her cousin Brodie Massey because they are both pieces of shit. also, HOW MANY BUCKETS???

"how many buckets?"-me "HUUUUHHHH????"-Shelby Carr. RETARD

Shelby Carr by SlimShifu February 7, 2020

carroll shelby

The fucking coolest man ever. Responisble for works of art like the GT40, GT350, the GT500, and the Cobra. As well he introdueced the 427 into Ford's lineup. Shelby later went on to design the Dodge Viper and had input on projects like the Dodge Daytona.

dude holy shit check the 427 that that lil cobra is rockin. sweet jesus that sounds nice. and the ford racing blue with white pinstripes is gona make me bust a nut. carroll shelby was a fuckin genuis man.

carroll shelby by Cordova. July 6, 2006

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Shelly and Carrie

The most famous twins from the 1800's. Carrie is shorter because of too much coffee; Shelly died her hair black.

Shelly and Carrie kick ass.

Shelly and Carrie by boobcannon April 10, 2010

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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