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Literally full of either posh twats who go to the private school and spend their days feeding their nicotine addiction or the kids who can’t afford to go private school and so go to Uppingham Community College. a school full of wannabe roadmen and kids who can barely spell their own fucking name. most exciting thing in their lives is probs the new fucking costa or beating catmose in a tournament - which never ever happens. the uniform somewhat resembles the priv school but is still an obvious btec version.
Uppingham, dont go there ffs
Uppingham by ohdeargodthisisbad January 22, 2020
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For weird plebs who’s parents have a lot of money so then send them here to become gay wankers who fantasise over the Oakham school people who actually have money. They think Oakham is their rival even though they lose to them all the time. So to get the gist of it Uppingham sucks and they’re all nonces who wank over the Oakham 1st form kids.
That guy is from Uppingham better run before he rapes your little sister
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