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John Anders

A John Anders is a mythical creature written about in mythology. The reason for this is because of his magical powers, John Anders usually transforms into little creatures to crawl under your door or other small entrances to steal your gold coins. A good way to find out if you're a victim of John Ander's trickery, is to count your gold coins every day, and if you see any missing, you are unfortunately a victim. The best way to prevent a John Anders from stealing your gold coins, you should consider putting students from Tonstad Skole, because John Anders doesn't like smelly students. If you've done this, you may hear a "Fytti RAKKERN hær stinke d!" That means you've succesfully prevented a John Anders
Help! John Anders stole all my GOLD COINS! I'm going to die of hunger
John Anders by Grøttihunter55 November 23, 2022
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John Anders

The perfect example of a North-Norwegian.
What does the John Anders say?

John Anders: Steike være
John Anders by LoonaTheTimeGoddess January 17, 2020

John Anderson 

inventor of shaved-head flow.
He's rocking John Anderson's brilliant invention
John Anderson by doeeee January 8, 2012

John Anderson 

He has the biggest cock, it can never be contested, he knows where all the whores in Gaia are at any point in time and is constantly on his way to have constant sex with all the women
John Anderson is the biggest Chad in Gaia.

Joshua john anderson 

A boy who be lookin like fishtick and sucks off any big greasy fat guy that sleeps in his white van

John Clayton Anderson 

has a huge cock and will dick down your girl when he pleases
random dude: "john can you not fuck my girl every night please" John Clayton Anderson: "stfu fag I fuck whoever I want"

John Rosado Anderson 

The ultimate stoner
He is also strong and even though he looks overweight, he has a six-pack underneath and can snap your neck but won't because he's too much of a stoner.
God dammit John Rosado Anderson, please stop smoking weed,