Asstrand 

To leave only 2 or 3 sheets of toilet paper on the role, so that the next person who sits down and starts to poop only to find that there is not enough TP to take care of business. This leaves the person and his/her ass stranded trying to figure out how to get to the hall closet for more TP with a nasty butt. We all know somebody that asstrands constantly.

My dear wife asstranded me again this morning. Since no one was home I had to walk my stinky butt out to the closet with my britches down around my ankles.
The worst asstranding I have ever been through, was at my new girlfriend's parents house. I was asstranded for more than 5 minutes trying to find something to wipe my butt with. Pretty embarrassing!

Asstrand, Asstrands, Asstranded, Asstrander, Asstranding.

Asstrand by Plow horse January 3, 2020

åstrand 

Åstrand is a Swedish family name, originally given by king Gusfav Rövskägg, king of Sweden 920-969, to people of extraordinary high IQ, beauty and bodyshape of Hercules.

One might still be lucky and hear screams like "åååååååååååååstrand" in discos in Stockholm or coastal regions of Finland.

Åååååååååstrand is here!

åstrand by Urban af Legend February 17, 2017