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Jannik is a noble, forthright, kind and trustworthy human being.

Bees, dogs, cats and squirrels love him.

This charming and handsome man always has an elegant and moderate demeanour, a huge heart and a clever and fair response to daily life matters.
My beloved Jannik is a treasured friend and partner.
Jannik by Chamaemelum_nobile June 27, 2019
Absolute titan.
Poker king, late night chat stealth ninja. The most incredible young man ever. He also likes noodle.
"Dude, did you hear about Jannik?"
"Yeah I heard his muscles ripple like transverse waves"

"Jannik is my absolute favourite"
Jannik by gaysmileyface March 7, 2010
Jannik is a person who could make you cry out of laughing and cringe due to his jokes at the same time. However he is probably one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet. Moreover he’s terrible at losing- HE ALWAYS HAS TO WIN. But this isn’t necessarily a terrible trait because it shows that he is incredibly ambitious and determined and therefore he has a great potential of achieving his goals.

When you get to know him, you’ll quickly realise that he’s unbelievably talkative and cannot get his mouth shut. He always wants everything to be perfect and gets nervous if something doesn’t work out as planned.

But most importantly, there is also another part of Jannik that is much deeper. He is a luminous person: when you see him, you have to smile.

There are so many positive adjectives that could describe him: unbelievably understanding, sexually and emotionally attractive, open-minded, adroit and intelligent. But words are not sufficient to describe him as a person.
Nobody:

Me: Jannik is a leek. But with a great heart and a mediocre humour.
Jannik by discreet smooch July 19, 2020

Sebastian Janikowski

Noun: the Best placekicker ever

Verb: to nail a 61 yard field goal
Sebastian Janikowski is the best Raider in franchise history.

Did you see that Sebastian Janikowski defeat the 49ers today?

Dirty Jannik 

Being choked and reading manga during intercourse.
We did the Dirty Jannik last night with a manga called "Can an Otaku like me really be an idol?"
Dirty Jannik by Elijah42069 September 21, 2021
Jannik is probably Belgian. He's the best guy in the whole world - in fact surpassing all other specimens of the male population. He's sweet, caring, charming, amazing, smart, understanding, intelligent and a great listener. He may have a slightly random sense of humor, but it only adds to his charm. He has striking good looks although he may be the last person to realize it himself. An all around beautiful person that anyone would be privileged to know and call a friend. To any woman who is fortunate to be with a Jannik, he is also the most awesome boyfriend on earth. If you are a female dating a Jannik you're lucky.
Girl 1: Look this hot biy over there. What's his name?
Girl 2: That's Jannik. The hottest boy at school, AND my boyfriend.
Girl 1: Oh sorry, you're lucky. Such a great boy.
Girl 2: I know
Jannik by forevertwentyone December 30, 2016