hypo crip

A hypo crip is a person who acts like their all gangsta and smart but really isn’t whatsoever. Even the dumbest of dumb people can outsmart them with ease.

That girl Serena is the definition of a hypo crip.

by xuhn December 18, 2019

hypocrip

A hypocrip is someone who was once a member of the Crip Gang but eventually became affiliated with Blood gang. Hypocrips are very uncommon because most Crips are Crips for life upon entry.

That nigga Jay a hypocrip!

by XGermanNinjaX December 11, 2017

hypocripster

Making fun of and heavily judging hipsters as frequently as possible while, in reality, embodying all of the characteristics of a hipster yourself.

Sarah:
"Ug, that is the most hipstertastic bike in the world. Stupid fixies. I can't look at this anymore! Whatever...I'm off to go host my recycled arts and crafts night and must go dumpster dive for the appetizers."

Jordan:
"You are the biggest hypocripster I know!"

by SCAFS July 22, 2009

Hypocripster

Noun: Hypocritical hipsters that hate other hipsters.

Dude, did you just hear that guy say "deck?"
Yeah. I thought he claimed not to be a hipster?
Exactly. He's also a fan of plaid.
That's what we call a hypocripster.

by thealphaproject October 29, 2010

hypocripocronical

Something that is Hypocritical and Ironic at the same time.

My dad said not to smoke, yet he did 5 minutes ago. He's hypocripocronical.

by CookieDoughCody February 15, 2009

Hypocripster

One who engages in heavy criticism of hipsters, often demonstrating a vague understanding of what constitutes a hipster, but ultimately themselves embodying what a hipster truly is.

Between their fax machine method of communication and their constant livejournal posts, Sarah and Jordan are the biggest hypocripsters I know.

by Hypocripster July 20, 2009

hypocripussy

Someone who complains about something when they are actually doing the same thing, however are to scared to do a thing about it.

Jim is such a hypocripussy. He said his neighbor was being mean by watering his garden and it bothered Jim. That neighbor should not water except when Jim does.

by Spudsmanalive June 11, 2014