The silence of people who voice phony selective outrage when a member of an opposing political party perform an action, but go silent when a member of their own party does the same thing.
Internet post: Where are the people calling for Hillary to be locked up for using her own email server now that Trump is doing the same thing?
The A strong sickness of being the coolest fucking dude in the megaverse. People with HypoBrick syndrome are hand picked by jesus himself and are the coolest people. Anyone's name starting with every letter and character except H are undiagnosable with this syndrome.
"Did you hear about HypoBrick syndrome? No I'm too fucking stupid to hear about it I wish I was as cool as HypoBrick, the man himself a god among man."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.