Take a Trump

Shitting out a fat orange turd that takes four years to flush

America took a Trump back in 2016 and we just finally flushed it down. Man, it takes forever to clean out the orange skid marks in the middle of the bowl after you take a trump like that.

by Harold Knutczak November 24, 2020

Take a Trump

A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.

After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.

by JRBIV December 11, 2019

Take a Trump

The act of defecating while reading the latest political news on your smartphone

Excuse me, I need to go take a Trump

by Lockhimup January 27, 2019

Take a Trump

Slang for dedicating, shitting, pooping, taking a shit, dropping a deuce, number 2

Yeah man can you hurry and get home? I had Mexican for lunch and I really need to take a Trump.

by Natovirus September 24, 2016

Take a Trump

Taking an incredibly toxic dump.

Omg, where is the next bathroom? I have to take a Trump!

by Wessi December 10, 2016

Take a Trump

Announcing one's verbal preamble urge to defalcate in the name of President Donald J. Trump.

Excuse me while I go Take a Trump.

by UsedtobeGOP January 20, 2021

Taking a Trump

1. Purposely leaving a massive shit in a public toilet.

2. Creating a mess that someone else will have to clean-up and cause them to wonder how it's existance was possible.

Where's Jerry? Probably taking a trump.

by Puking Pony Party January 11, 2017