F*ckwit

FUCK-WIT: noun

1) The person suppling a given situation's fuckwittery.

2) An extremely stupid person who is not content to merely be dull and quiet, but must attract attention and attempt to influence situations based on half-formed thoughts and impulses.

Many people say our president is a f*ckwit, and I'd have to agree with them.

F*ckwit by Jes Caylor September 20, 2005

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F*ckwit

Someone who is a total fuck but is also a halfwit. Sometimes defined as one who is a dimwit and a fucktard as well.

Get out of the way f*ckwit!

F*ckwit by Tate Hemlock December 28, 2005

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F*ckwit • F*ckwittery • Oh f*ckity! • F.T.W. • f. • F.R.E.D • F.B.I • F NAF • F.a.S • F-ing

F*ckwittery

Extremely stupid/mindless behaviour, thoughts, company policies, decisions

"Right that's it, I can't deal with this f*ckwittery any more, just leave my space now before I am forced to bang some sense into that head of yours"

F*ckwittery by Jaki Jordan September 8, 2005

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Oh f*ckity!

An exclamation usually texted by people who swear and do not have parents who check their phone

Swearing spelling of "Oh h*ckity!"

Willie: Yo, I just lost my virginity!
Kevin: Oh f*ckity!

Oh f*ckity! by Oh h*ck! February 26, 2018

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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