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Shellaced 

A drunken state of being induced either by playing excessive amounts of beer pong, bullshit pyrimid, or by consuming a very high proof liquor using a "chug mug."
Shellaced is not only a state of being, but also a state of mind, in which one becomes completely obsessed with making it to the frats, the rugby house, or any other nightly house party in which there will be inevitably more drinking.
Origin: Our 7 foot long beer pong table had to be sealed with shellac to protect its superior paint-job. the word just stuck thereafter.
Person 1: Hey do you want to go to Danieley J103 for some beer pong on thier sweet-ass table? I bet we'll get amazingly shellaced!
Person 2: Nah I can't man, I was over there last Sunday and those girls got me completely shellaced before they had finished thier first game of bullshit pyrimid.
Shellaced by Lisa-Ann-Denny September 20, 2005
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Shellaced 

Anthony Scaramucci was shellaced by Donald Trump. Rex Tillerson was shellaced by Donald Trump. Jeff Sessions was shellaced by Donald trump
Shellaced by Ooklaboo August 19, 2019

Nut shelled

Rihanna- omg did u see her story on Snapchat

Hannah- yeh bro she’s so nut shelled
Nut shelled/ looking fucked or ugly
Nut shelled by Tehlia April 13, 2019

blue shelled 

1. v. when you are playing mario kart and some dick decides to send you a blue shell, which flies towards you and smashes you in a huge explosion. It is extremely frustrating.

2. v. to get fucked over, screwed over, stabbed in the back, owned, ect. However, do not use this meaning unless your friends play mario kart because people will not know what you are talking about and will probably think you're a nerd.
1. I was playing Mario Kart and i got blue shelled, next thing i knew my Wii was in pieces and my wall was dented.

2. that bitch blue shells people for her own enjoyment, backstabs and screws people over
blue shelled by larkonmygokart January 6, 2010

Shellacking 

The action of annihilating, destroying, or otherwise beating your opponent in an abusive, sadistic, or embarassing manner.
"Wow, the Patriots really got their asses kicked, didn't they?"

"Yep, it was a real shellacking."
Shellacking by zythane47 November 3, 2008

Shellards 

'Waist shorts' worn by girls who are trying to be fashionable but end up looking like tards.
'Look at Jodie wearing those shellards'
'I know! What a tard!'
Shellards by Prizza July 24, 2009

spellaged 

When someone isn't sure of the spelling but takes a guess anyway.

A combination of spelling and alleged
Tara wasn't sure how to spell pneumonia so she spellaged it as 'newmownia.'