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Murderhorn 

Murderhorn is what most people would consider an oversized cock. Note: This also pertains to anything that's larger than the "middle ground" of the average sized dude.
Jenny: Wei is small as fuck. I think my ass cheeks are deeper than his 5 inch cock.

Lindy: Didn't you know that Wei actually means "Way Small?"

Jenny: No I didn't, but now I do.

Jeremy: I have a 6-1/2 inch cock.

Jenny: Not bad.

Amanda: But any cock over 7 inches is a MURDERHORN.

Dave: I took a 10 inch cock once.
Murderhorn by Box Worm November 30, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

murderboner 

On a male, the physical effect of being aroused at the thought of extinguishing a human life.
An old lady crossed the street in front of my car and I got a murderboner at the thought of flooring it.
murderboner by Danny Valentine December 12, 2010

Murderporn

Shows like Dateline NBC, CNN 20/20, Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, and/or The First 48.
This weekend I sat on the couch and binged on murderporn for 36 hours straight.
Murderporn by the_$tarter August 19, 2019

murderhobo 

The typical protagonist of a fantasy role-playing game, who is a homeless guy who goes around killing people and taking their stuff. The term originated in discussions of tabletop role-playing games by authors seeking to create games aimed at styles of play not supported by traditional games like Dungeons & Dragons.
Four murderhoboes burned down the peaceful orc village, killed every orc in it, and looted their corpses.
murderhobo by October Black February 2, 2015

Murdertron 

1.) The form that Optimus Prime takes after forming with Charlie Manson, Marilyn Manson and The Misfits. Extremely powerful and can blow up all yo shizitz with a single missle.

2.) A way to describe a person who is extremely mad.
"Murdertron is the Po Po."

"That nigga went all Murdertron on his ass after he called his mama a nigger bitch."
Murdertron by DethKlokMod March 31, 2008

Murdertown

The nickname for Flint, Michigan. The murder rate here is worse than those in Newark and St. Louis and New Orleans. It’s even worse than Baghdad’s. And with a total police force of 6 officers, the city's crime is rising and protection is dropping.
Person 1: Bro, where you from?
Person 2: Flint, Michigan.
Person 1: Damn!! Youre from Murdertown?? Who died this week?
Murdertown by speaknolies May 14, 2011