murderboner
An old lady crossed the street in front of my car and I got a murderboner at the thought of flooring it.
murderboner by Danny Valentine December 12, 2010
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murder boner by D. Pratt November 15, 2006
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murder boner
Etymology of the word Murderboner: The name dates back to circa 800 AD when hoards of Vikings pillaged new lands. Observers of Viking raids told huge erections achieved by the warriors after killing a victim.
Alternative meaning: what your dick looks like after having sex with a girl on her period.
Alternative meaning: what your dick looks like after having sex with a girl on her period.
murder boner by Tonto_89 September 18, 2016
Murderbone
When you intend to murder someone, but end up boning them instead.
(Inspired by events from the end of Dexter S07E06)
(Inspired by events from the end of Dexter S07E06)
Murderbone by DoktorZaius November 5, 2012
murder-boner
"What do you wanna watch? I have such a murder-boner."
"Silence of the Lambs always cures my murder-boner."
"Silence of the Lambs always cures my murder-boner."
murder-boner by Seeing Double November 10, 2013
Murderiondronesiation
when you and your home boys go and hang out in the same place and go on www.youtube.com and look up the hit indie animation series “Murder Drones” - By Glitch Productions. Then you all pull down your pants, one of your home boys get out an alphabet rug. Then locate the letters on the rug: “N” and “J”. After seeing said letters, your home boys will think of the shows characters sharing the same letters as their names. Making your home boys get horny and then you all oil up and hold one hand with the other home boy with the other hand on your penis. Then you all scream “i’m murdering it!!”. Then you all ejaculate on the “N” and “J” on the rug, then who ever came first has to get in all fours and slowly lick it on the rug.
Murderiondronesiation by Uncle Gumbo June 28, 2025
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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