Night water

From the time of approximately 11:30pm-5am basically all water becomes blessed and has amazing re-hydration abilities and tastes amazing as well.

"I drank some night water at 2 am and ascended."

Night water by a failed attempt March 6, 2020

Night water

The water you drink when you wake up in the middle of the night that tastes like it came from a mountain spring blessed by God himself.

“Dude, that night water really hits different when you’re thirsty at 2am.”

Night water by guitarsandroses November 9, 2019

night water

The most delicious, thirst quenching drink on the face of the planet. This drink is only tasteable post waking up from sleep between the hours of 12am and 4am.

”Holy fuck man I woke up last night and took a swig if my water bottle and that mother fuckin night water man, I’m telling ya you’ve gotta try it.”

night water by Bigred0506 February 7, 2019

Night Water

The water you drink in the middle of the night when you wake up extremely thirsty.

This shake almost tastes as good as night water.

Night Water by Finna.Yeet March 1, 2019

Night Water

Water drank specifically at night, somehow tasting better than normal water.

Frank: This Night Water sure is good.
Chad: Where did you find it?
Frank: This big tank at work.
Chad: Don’t you work at the nuclear plant?
Frank: Oh s h i t.

Night Water by 5 Lemons September 2, 2019

Night Water

The most delicious of liquid, sent from jesus himself, from heaven, whence thee art awoken in the middleth of the night, and thee drinketh water. Ne'er hath it tasted so sweet, and crisp, as 'tis whence it was become, night water.

“bro why r u smiling?”
“Idk man the night water just hits different then regular water”

Night Water by AgayBitch April 10, 2022

night water

night water is a wet dream

I woke up and my bed was wet and sticky -- I must have spilt my night water!

night water by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020