When you
masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping
person's
face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the
house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his
face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City
Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"