cock punch 

A swift punch, delivered to a male's genitals.

He is such a fucktard, he deserves a good cock punch.

cock punch by Bob June 1, 2003

cock punch 

1:A big thud to a man's pud
2:A legendary online player on Star Wars Battlefront II, known for his battle cry "YOU'VE BEEN PUNCHED.....IN THE COCK!"

Dude my manhood hurts after that dick nasty cock punch.

cock punch by Roy Sanchez July 27, 2006

cock punch 

The act of connecting your fist, at high velocity, with the genitals of a member of the male sex.

It's generally considered that the true cock punch is delivered from a squating posistion, and so is delivered as a jab rather than a uppercut motion.

Protaganist #1 - I'm gonna shag your mum

Protaganist #2 - not tonight your not

Protaganist #1 - AAAAAHHHHHHHH!

protaganist #2 - no one expects the cock punch

cock punch by Jaffa29 September 13, 2008

Cock Punch 

When you are about to receive head (blowjob), and shes unzips your jeans,if your jeans have been tight and you have a stiffy. The pressure is released all at once causing your hard cock to fly out and smack the ho in the face at a tremendous force.

"Dude i was totally gunna get a blowjob but then i cockpunched her. "
" I'm afraid we cannot fix your face due to the damage caused by your clients cock" - Doctor to a ho

"Cock Punch totally rips off my Falcon punch." Captain Falcon on Cock Punch

Cock Punch by A crazy lol bitch July 26, 2009

cock punch 

To attack another person with your penis, generally in a humourous manner.

I cock punched her in the face.

cock punch by hobnob August 11, 2003

cock punch 

something Bono should get familiar with

when the lead singer from U2 was cock punched, his career was FINALLY at an end.

cock punch by BVSH February 3, 2005

cock punch 

This is obviously when you stuff a rooster in a blender, turn the blender on high, and wait for your delicious beverage.

Dude, you want to pour me some Cock Punch?

cock punch by Taco Sanchez August 4, 2006