Zuckaphobia

A fear created by the Facebook marketplace when you see an item that is mildly-interesting to you, but you decide instead not to click on it out of fear of Facebook jamming your marketplace feed with a plethora of similar items for at least a week.

I clicked on an Oriental rug yesterday and now my marketplace feed is completely Zucked with rugs.

I saw a cool car on the marketplace yesterday, but I got Zuckaphobia and didn’t click on it.

Zuckaphobia by BeeAay October 26, 2019

zuckerphobia 

The fear that somewhere, somehow, Mark Zuckerberg is watching you

Guy 1 “ dude I think the ZUCC is watching me”
Guy 2 “my guy you have zuckerphobia

zuckerphobia by Masoon444 February 22, 2023

zekaphobia 

The fear of boys (🚹) who remind you of James Charles or Antonio Garza

“I can’t ask him for a pencil, i have zekaphobia”

zekaphobia by all the funny ones are taken July 10, 2019

zackophobia 

The fear of Zack D. Films' animations.

guy 1: dude why are zack's animations so scary

guy 2: you probably have zackophobia

zackophobia by ahahah1000 May 2, 2024

Zackophobia 

Fear of Zack D. Films animation

"I don't wanna watch Zack D. Films, I have Zackophobia

Zackophobia by Conez May 3, 2024

Zackophobia 

Zackophobia is an awfully horrific fear of @zackdfilms' animations on youtube that may cause panic attacks. It is recommended that you do not search up "zackdflims" on youtube as it will show some horrific animations, some are normal but most are gonna cause you anxiety.

If you have this phobia, immediately check if you have a subscription on the @zackdfilms channel to prevent notifications about animations that will cause you a panic attack.

@nabilbadar3961: I am now diagnosed with Zackophobia ☠

Zackophobia by noccc June 1, 2024

zackophobia 

A fear of noses, especially those that have been in a close encounter with Michael Jackson. Fear of Michael Jackson-inspired rhinoplasty, a.k.a. the "Zack-ification" procedure. Fear of Zack, the little known brother of Justin Bieber who is famous for getting a nose job so extreme that he now looks like Michael Jackson. A fear of the term "nose job," particularly when it is performed by a plastic surgeon named Zack.

I have a severe case of zackophobia. Even the mention of nose jobs and Michael Jackson in the same breath sends shivers down my spine!

zackophobia by notfoxvt June 10, 2024