mindbang 

an unfathomable shifting in a well-established paradigm.

my mom sent me a care package from back at home. i opened it and there was a dead cat. MINDBANG!

mindbang by wowowowow October 5, 2004

mindbang 

1. An event that occurs in which the subject could not have fathomed or foreseen its possibility.
2. Any "WTF?" moment
3. An event in which the mind is confused to the point where only the word "mindbang", can describe.

Your mom calls you and tells you that she has bought and cat and tells you to go home. You return home to find that ninjas have slaughtered your family. Your only reaction is..."MINDBANG!"

mindbang by manfest October 4, 2004

mindbang 

A perfect WTF
A situation where it is so random, disorderly, and crazy where the only response is MINDBANG

A fat kid in a wheelchair, going down a hill really fast and he wants cake but he cant have it because hes a fat kid in a wheelchair whos going really fast down a hill with a pool full of crocodiles at the end of the hill..MINDBANG

mindbang by Mrs X September 21, 2005

mindbang 

a "MINDBANG" something is SOOO random that it is the only that can word can describe it. like really weird similys or smething so undesribable only mindbang comes to mind

a fat kid in a wheel chair who wants cake but cant have any beacuse he's got no arms or legs and he is ontop of a very steep hill with a river full of piranas and crocodiles at the bottom of the hill. MINDBANG

mindbang by Mr .X September 21, 2005

Mindbanger 

Taken from the 2011 summer series "Friends With Benefits," a Mindbanger is the one significant other who gets into your head and takes over your mind in a way that all you care about is becoming like them and sustaining a clearly dysfunctional relationship. All you want to do is become whoever you think your boyfriend wants you to be, while losing yourself in the process.

A person who is mindbanged becomes completely disconnected with their family, friends, and previous lifestyle in pursuit of a pointless relationship.

"Oh...there goes Sarah, falling for her mindbanger, Joe"

"Yeah isn't he the guy who totally devastated her after she moved cross country for him instead of taking that big promotion?"

"That's what love can do..."

Mindbanger by TheMusician September 6, 2011

mindango 

Mindango (mah-dan-goh): A word used as a substitution for the phrase "my dang old". Mostly used when talking to a friend and drinking a beer. It is derived from redneck southern slang.

Tony: "Dam mindango lawn mower shit the bed the other day."
Bob: "Dam Schwo that sucks. Now how are you going to cut your grass."

mindango by b--rad September 16, 2008

Mindbanger 

mindbanger." A mindbanger is that one person you date who gets into your head and takes over your mind , and then all you care about is that person and being with them no matter how much the relationship sucks .

Guy 1: dude y does bob just dump her shes such a b*tch .
Guy 2 : he cant she's his mindbanger .
Guy 1: oh true .

Mindbanger by jorange123 September 5, 2011