mindango 

Mindango (mah-dan-goh): A word used as a substitution for the phrase "my dang old". Mostly used when talking to a friend and drinking a beer. It is derived from redneck southern slang.

Tony: "Dam mindango lawn mower shit the bed the other day."
Bob: "Dam Schwo that sucks. Now how are you going to cut your grass."

mindango by b--rad September 16, 2008

mandango 

A huge black dick!

My mandango can't stay in my pants.

mandango by Jamal April 17, 2004

coco mandango

a vagina with highly evolved muscles that enable it to create a vacuum suction sensation, similar to the retractable, secondary mouth of the creature seen in "Alien." Often gives the feeling of receiving oral sex.

Rick: Bro, my dick hurts from last night.

Stu: Why? Did that black chick have a coco mandango?!

Rick: Yeah, nearly slurped my wang off.

Stu: Coco mandango...gets you every time.

coco mandango by cocodilloz July 20, 2010

mandango 

A large, muscular, african looking black man with a great deal of sexual and physical prowess.

Ben Wallace from the Detroit Pistons is a Mandango Man.

mandango by Mikeal June 23, 2005

Mandango 

A place where some people go after they die. A floating island in the sky, where there is no jealousy or boredom and everyone is engaged in wine drinking and steaming hot sex.

I'll have what the other guy is having.

Mandango by yev June 6, 2003

Mandangos 

Slang term for a man's genitals

Flag football: "Don't put your flags in front of your mandangos!"

Mandangos by DaMoney August 10, 2009

mandango 

refers to a fu-man-chu style stache found specifically on the 80's retro guy wearing a faded black t-shirt and bleach stained pants while riding his wicked scooter, complete with radio, down Main Street, USA in the middle of nowhere

I hope that guy remebers to put his helment visor down while riding his scooter so he doesn't get bugs caught in his wicked mandango!

mandango by womantoblame June 12, 2011