elvert 

Elvert is a charismatic person, a person of unique characteristics that make him be him, someone you can trust, joke around with, and be serious with. Elvert isn’t perfect though, no one can say that they are. Elvert can be annoying but not necessarily the bad type, the stubborn type that consistently asks you “what’s wrong?” If they notice that you’re not you. He can be extremely childish and immature, he blends in with almost every scenario. Elvert is simply an amazing, one of a kind guy.

“Shut up Elvert”
“You are so childish”

“ V. V. “

elvert by V. V. October 17, 2019

Elvert 

Elvert usually comes off a weird and annoying but as you get to meet him you realize that he isn’t bad and can be an amazing friend who always has you’re back. Also someone with the name Elvert may have some hidden past he tries to forget

“Omg, is that my G Elvert?”

Elvert by TobiWassabi October 17, 2019

Elbert 

Is a person who comes into your life and just changes how you think, completely! This person makes sure that you're loved to the point that you'd realized that you deserved to be loved like that. Elbert has the cutest eyes too!

Elbert is the love of my life

Elbert by Coffeeeeeee June 7, 2021

Everton Prime 

The number 70000006660000007 first named by Tony Padilla on numberphile

What is the scariest number?

Oh, it’s got to be the Everton Prime

Everton Prime by anonymous October 31, 2018

everto ex machina 

The opposite of Deus Ex Machina. Translates to "the demon machine." Occurs in movies when a good guy is killed for no reason.

"Damn, Sam Jackson totally got the Everto Ex Machina in Deep Blue Sea."

everto ex machina by His_Name_Is_Zabo December 22, 2007

Elbert County 

An exurban Denver-area county for former Californians to play pretend cowboy in.
In Elbert County, our catchphrase is "aaaaahhhh" because suffocation is commonplace at our Mount Everest elevation.
Elbert County is predicted to double in population thanks to Lennar, yet there will still be only one 2-lane highway in the county. No worries, all 72,302 daily commuters can share that one westbound lane, it's a stroke of pure genius.
Your chronically dry eyes (elevation-related) will see plenty of nature from behind your windshield, on your 99 minute daily commute. That is, when you are not experiencing head-on collisions, black ice collisions, t-bone collisions, and wildlife collisions enjoying our county's ONLY highway.
Thankfully, our county is consistently 10 degrees COLDER than Denver, because Colorado is notorious for being hot.
Most days, it is not discernable from any other Kansas locale, save for the insane cost of living.

If you live or have recently moved here - Welcome to the Retardation Chamber!

"You paid $600,000 for a house 3 hours and 53 miles from your work? That is very unintelligent!"
"Oh no, you see, I live in ELBERT COUNTY, so this is justifiable for some reason!"

Elbert County by New Mexican November 24, 2019

Elver 

Elver is one of the best, if not the best friend and lover. He will always be there. But don't get me wrong, he is kind , but when he has to he will kick your ass .he is also a man of true intelligence. Overall elver is a great guy to know

Damn Elver is such a badass.

Elver by Flakkadout October 9, 2016