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Can be used as a verb or noun.

Can be used as a replacement for chillin', as well as a synonym for any profanity!
Yo, whats saying bro?!
You know just skurkin..
Skurkin by skurkin123 August 5, 2009

Skulski Syndrome 

An extremely serious syndrome often accompanied with severe calf pain, occasionally requiring a walking boot. This syndrome usually lasts up to 1 week. To combat Skulski syndrome, calf stretching and banded calf exercises are used to strengthen and improve mobility within the calf.
“He’s in a boot. He’s got a bad case of Skulski Syndrome.”
Skulski Syndrome by anonymous October 8, 2022
That really cool kid that everyone knows, yet you lack to know him/her.

Side note : Usually found in tattoo parlor getting piercings or other crazy shit done.
Person : "Shit, Skulski is the MAN!"
You : "Who the fuck is Skulski?"
Person : "Only the coolest person EVER!"
Skulski by Dr. King Kong September 8, 2009
The act of preforming oral sex while under the influence of drugs
You got engaged, but she still wanna slurski
Slurski by Zaldwin March 24, 2020

skurkin the durkin

Skurkin' the durkin. To skurk the durk. To jack off/wank/spank the monkey/ choke Charlie till he throws up/charm the cobra/massage the purple headed warrior/ect
Man. Last night at Ethan's, I totally walked in on his little brother Alex skurkin his durkin! It even made me start skurkin the durkin, all of a sudden, all of us were skurkin our durkins! It was such a great night.
The act of performing oral sex while under the influence of drugs
You got engaged, but she still wanna slurski
Slurski by Zaldwin March 24, 2020