Gasometer 

To describe how high you are on a scale of 1-1000.

Person 1:Dude I'm about 420 on the gasometer scale
Person 2:Your a disappointment

Gasometer by litterallyDiditformeme420 September 9, 2019

Gapometer

A gauge system utilizing the fingers to deduce the width of a woman's gap between her legs...

"Wow!, I met this hottie at the club the other night, I woulda fucked her silly but she pulled a three on my gapometer"

Gapometer by cMoneygRip January 30, 2009

gustometer

A handy tool to precisely measure wind gust.

My gustometer indicates that it may be unsafe to have the rabbits ride in the parade today.

gustometer by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019

gayometer 

pronounced GAY-aw-meh-ter

a word you can use when a straight person starts acting a little too homosexual.

Hank: OMG I love your hair!

Bill: hey Hank I think u should turn your gayometer down a couple notches.

Hank: yeah your right I don't know what came over me....

gayometer by brandonius the destroyer February 28, 2010

gramometer 

A device for measuring the quantity of weed one has

Dude, you should measure that Mary Jane you just brought with my gramometer

gramometer by Cypriano DiCaprio & Davido October 8, 2016

Gayometer 

A sence in someone related to the thermometer that can tell how gay somebody is measured in degrees so it can tell how "flaming" they are.

Rob: I'm sure Tim's gay.
Gurtrude: I know, my gayometer reads 110 degrees!

Gayometer by Bubsforbubs June 1, 2011

Goometer 

The amount of cum that your genitals excrete when having sexual intercourse is measured on a scale-

The Goometer.

OMG!!! My boyfriend hit a 6 on the goometer last night! It was all over my sheets!

Goometer by \*~jinxmedeadly~*/ October 21, 2009