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bedpresser 

A heavy, lazy fellow
From Samuel Johnson's - History of The English Language
Prince Henry.. I'll be no longer guilty of this sin. This fanguine coward, this bedpresser, this horse-back-breaker, this huge hill of flesh, . , . .

from shakespeare, Henry IV Part I
Act 2 Scene 4
bedpresser by suds and hymns April 20, 2011
Related Words

Boypressed

When you are depressed about not having a boyfriend/boy in general
Ever since the break up I’ve been so boypressed”
Boypressed by victoria63 March 19, 2018
Depressed but autocorrect never corrected it
Mady : BROCEN, EMO, SAD, BEPRESSEB
Me : BEPRESSEB?!!!!!
Mady: BEPRESSEB😢
BEPRESSEB by Lolad34th November 20, 2022

Bropressed 

In the state of being broke and now you are depressed because of it. Much like Debroke
Kevin was bropressed until he found a way to make money making his music. This made him happy again.
Bropressed by Iroc Wordology December 1, 2024

Bahpressed

A state of low-grade, grinding depression mixed with boredom, fatigue, and emotional numbness often shaped by systemic stress, daily micro-burdens, and the feeling of being stuck in a loop. Not dramatic sadness, just heavy, flat, and draining. African American depression. Black folks only experience, type shit
Example:
“Woke up tired, unmotivated, scrolling for no reason just bahpressed.”

depression, mood, burnout, slang, tired, numb
Bahpressed by DopeAdjacentDre January 31, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026