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Strong, emotional, can be cranky. Altovise is extremely neurotic. She is a perfectionist. Basically, she is the H.B.I.C.- The head bitch in charge. She is undeniably sexy, but she hides behind her work and her projects. She is an undercover beauty- a rose in a glass jar waiting to bust out.
That chick is so Altovise. I can't stand her but she is so fine it's hard to hate her!
Altovise by Daddy Dragg February 9, 2010
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Artorias Syndrome 

A physical condition caused by significant injuries to the left arm, which are left untreated, and have been exacerbated by frenetic physical activity. Can cause strong negative emotions, manifested as outright aggression, or excessive aggression.
Some dude broke his arm trying to defend a direct strike to his shield, but he never really did anything about it. Now he has Artorias Syndrome, and is always trying to start a fight because of the pain it causes.
Artorias Syndrome by DanZhukovin September 20, 2019
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artois'd 

Equivalent to punk'd.

In reference to Robert, Count of Artois who regularly pranked his guests in middle ages France.
*After spraying water up a lady's dress*
Count: Alriiiigght!YEEAAHH!!! Wooooo!Haha! You've been Artois'd!!

Lady: What!?
Count: You've been Artois'd!
Lady: What do you mean???
Count: I mean you've been Artois'd!

Lady: who are you????
artois'd by princeconsort August 15, 2011

ARTvertising 

Artvertising is a form of advertising and communication that typically attempts to persuade potential customers with artistic backgrounds to purchase or to consume more of a particular brand of product or service. Whereas modern advertising developed with the rise of mass production in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, ARTvertising only developed in 1980s through the present utilizing art as primary form of advertising in attempts to appeal to a younger, more hip crowd.
Many new condo building developers are utilizing street art for selling their building's relevance to passers by, hence, ARTvertising may bring a younger crowd of buyers.
ARTvertising by whalewail July 19, 2009

arto saari 

The only pro skater whos shoes actually give you enough grip to do a halfcab impossible
Go ahead...buy a differant shoe...will see how long it takes you to do that...ok but for real go buy some arto saari ones because the twos arent as good

Artosis Pylon 

A single pylon from the game Starcraft 2 that is the sole pylon powering 2 or more protoss structures.
Man that terran really only needs to attack the Artosis Pylon to essentially win this game.
Artosis Pylon by Imjorman June 10, 2011
An adjective used to describe a metaphoric or occasionally literal feeling of sediments. When used metaphorically it usually has a negative connotation.
Brad: Yo, that kick to my head really felt arovelle. (metaphoric)

Geologist: Conglomerate has a arovelle-like feeling. (literal)
Arovelle by Seraphic_Shoe July 12, 2017