Zorgbognisha

Zorgbognisha is a super rad person she loves to eat chicken wings and dance to her favorite big time rush throwback song “boyfriend” she also loves to hang with her friends but when her arch nemesis bingbonger joins the club she rattles and cries to the beat of Fortnite default music she’s also currently stuck in Area 51 with the spacey bois and she needs a new life jacket so her and her friends can go swim with the octopuses if you ever meet her don’t let her go cause she will blow up your plant

“Wow your so swag is your name zorgbognisha”

Person 1: love your hair girl so sick
Person 2: really I got my inspiration from zorgbognisha

Bro:Bro did you hear that zorbognisha is in Area 51

Dude:really we need to just snatch her like a bag of Doritos

Zorgbognisha by Zorgbognishaforthewin July 17, 2019

Zorgbognisha

Zorgbognisha is a kind and generous person. She loves long walks on the beach and likes to watch the sun set. Zorgbognisha can be a bit of a bitch if you get on her bad side. If you do end up on her bad side, she’ll eat your cats and destroy your home while your out. Usually a Zorgbognisha is from Area 51 in Nevada, but you can also find them in places like Mars and Neptune. Zorgbognisha’s love eating glue and usually have 7 toes on each foot. She also has huge ears and extremely long nails. HEE HEE

Rochenpuff: What’s that??
Hulio: What’s what?
Rochenpuff: In the sky!
Hulio: That must be a wild Zorgbognisha!
Rochenpuff: Let’s go eat her space gazelles!

Zorgbognisha by zorgbognisha July 17, 2019