Jerry’s House
Hey, what are you doing here? You think you can just walk barge into my house like that? Really? Have some manners!
Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!
You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.
Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.
Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!
You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.
Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.
When Jerry finally arrived at Jerry’s House exhausted form a very long day, he was surprised to find two people arguing in his living room that he’d never seen before. Naturally, he called the cops, and they won’t to prison… including Jerry, the cops arrested him too.
Jerry’s House by My name isn’t jerry July 4, 2021
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)