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Sobertard 

a mf who thinks of people that uses illicit substances as less of a person, and chooses a sober lifestyle.
I used to fuck with bro heavy until he stopped poppin pills and acting like he better than me on some sobertard shit
Sobertard by pseudonym3433 November 18, 2021

slumbertard dumpster baby 

A legal retard with one tooth and loves lil wayne. Very loud and angry when drunk. Totally belongs on youtube.
that guy is a total slumbertard dumpster baby let's put him on youtube

sobertard 

An comeback expression used primarily by low-functioning alcoholics to describe any individual who is not under the influence of alcohol at all times irregardless of other substance or lack thereof.
I drink and drive. Cope harder sobertards.
sobertard by BrickNoms October 17, 2021

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026