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Give it a minute's worth of attention and it will give you a lifetime's worth of desperate mooching. It is incredibly difficult to get a TeMpY out of your house once you have let it in. It will use your internet to flirt with other people and suddenly you'll notice that all of your bologna is missing. The best thing to do, once the bologna has been recovered, is to send it back where it came from - there's a reason it was tossed out in the first place.
"Dude, I can't get this tempy off my johnson. You got any WD-40?"
tempy by tempylove1 January 3, 2014
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Twerpy Mouse 

n. slang 1. A playful term used to describe a small framed female who often does not think before acting, but instead, and most often, acts and reacts on pure impulse without rhyme or reason.
(as she walks directly into a bedroom wall that has been there for years,) "Robin... That wall has been there for years. Why did you just walk into it? You're such a twerpy mouse."
A nice, fun, amazing girl, preferably in the United Kingdom, usually used to name a girl that you don't know their name but you think positively of them.
Friend 1: Remember that girl at the party we went to?
Friend 2: Oh Yeah, Tempy?
Tempy by hi there how you doing August 2, 2021
An incredibly vivacious, little hottie with brains to boot.
That tempy over there is the one for me!
tempy by Tempy October 23, 2003
crazy, wacko, spazzes out, is le'tired all the time
I am so tempyst, gotta get some sleep
Tempyst by Erik Marks November 1, 2003
A strange guy from portsmouth who is trying to steal ma place with my friends but left ma beer!
Damn that tempy!
tempy by Paul "Playdough" Medyk August 20, 2003